<Riders of the Apocalypse> and <The Dark Brotherhood> Guild Coalition
Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:11 pm by Nandiux
Greetings...
I am pleased to infor you that both <Riders of the Apocalypse> and <The Dark Brotherhood> have made a Guild Coalition. This means that both guilds will be helping each other in several amoun of stuff such as pve, pvp and also make new friends in the process.
Now for both guilds to easily communicate Me and Whisle (Guild Maser of the Dark Brotherhood) have created a chat …
I am pleased to infor you that both <Riders of the Apocalypse> and <The Dark Brotherhood> have made a Guild Coalition. This means that both guilds will be helping each other in several amoun of stuff such as pve, pvp and also make new friends in the process.
Now for both guilds to easily communicate Me and Whisle (Guild Maser of the Dark Brotherhood) have created a chat …
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EPGP and all you need to Know
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Some jokes which i came across Enjoy !!!
Here is some of my favorites! )))
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A stealthed rogue walks into a bar.
A nearby mage sneezes.
The rogue appears and says "OMG! Nerf level 1 AoE".
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I think I saw this in the bumper sticker forum from about a month ago... WoW pickup line:
"Are your pants purple? Because you're ass is sure epic!"
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n orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says "hey, where'd you get that?".
The parrot says "Durotar. They got 'em all over the place!"
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What do Rogues & Noobs have in common...?
...they both pick locks!
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Q: Why do warriors never get their weapons enchanted with pluss to intellect?
A: Because they don't want their weapons being smarter than they are.
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Q: How many gnomes does it take to paint a wall?
A: It depends on how hard you throw them!
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YOUR TURN! :]
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A stealthed rogue walks into a bar.
A nearby mage sneezes.
The rogue appears and says "OMG! Nerf level 1 AoE".
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I think I saw this in the bumper sticker forum from about a month ago... WoW pickup line:
"Are your pants purple? Because you're ass is sure epic!"
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n orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says "hey, where'd you get that?".
The parrot says "Durotar. They got 'em all over the place!"
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What do Rogues & Noobs have in common...?
...they both pick locks!
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Q: Why do warriors never get their weapons enchanted with pluss to intellect?
A: Because they don't want their weapons being smarter than they are.
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Q: How many gnomes does it take to paint a wall?
A: It depends on how hard you throw them!
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YOUR TURN! :]
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lol
These are the first world of warcraft jokes i've seen. rofl....the one with the parrot and the orc is 2 coll =))=))=))
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hahaha epic!
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No more Rogue jokes PLOX ! Or I gonna Cheapshot->Muti->Kidney->Muti->Muti->Blind->Vanish->Ambush->Kidnay->Muti /till nao u are surely dead/->/dance on your corpse !
thank you.
thank you.
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Sorry of lotsa PJ's.
OK now we will leave about rouges.
Speak about alliance
A Dwarf Priest was wandering the beach when, upon looking out over the ocean, he saw a gnome splashing and appearently almost drowning. He started to rush out to help, but then noticed two humans on the beach had already gotten a rope out to the gnome and were pulling him in.
"I'd just like to commend you two" the Priest said. "It's all too rare these days to see people helping each other out in a time of need. Bless the both of you!"
as the Priest was walking away, one of the humans turned to the other.
"Guess he's never been shark fishing"(i totaly love gnome jokes happy )
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A Blood elf priest, a human mage, a gnome warlock, and a troll warrior were walking down the road in Shattrath, when Griftah held up a magic mirror, he mentioned that it had the power to reveal the truth to anyone who spoke it, but if they lied it would suck them into another dimension.
The blood elf priest (male) looked into the mirror and said "I think I'm the prettiest", and walked on just fine, the human mage said "I think I'm the wisest!" and walked on just fine, the gnome warlock said "I think I'm the most evil!" and walked on with a sly grin, and finally the troll warrior walked up and said "I think" and got sucked in.
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This is mine, i hope you ll like it.
Why sexual life of a Blood Elf defines wether he ll be a Rogue or a Pala?
biggrin Cause Rogues do it from behind, but Pallys use protection
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damn this one rocks too
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A warlock walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a glass of beer and starts relaxing, when all of a sudden, a paladin walks in and sits next to him. He turns to look at the warlock and says: 'Hey buddy, conjure me up something to drink,'
The warlock raises an eyebrow and looks to the paladin, clearly confused. He set his bottle down and spoke, slowly, and clearly, so as not to confuse the paladin.
'You want me to summon water? Buddy, you've got the wrong person...'
With that said, he returned to his drink. However, the paladin spoke up once again.
'Well if you can't conjure me up something to drink, can you at least conjure me up something to eat?'
The warlock sighed heavily and set his drink down, turning once again to face the paladin.
'If I can't conjure you something to drink, what makes you think I could conjure you something to eat? You clearly need a mage, now stop bothering me.'
The warlock returned to his drink, only to find the paladin nudging his shoulder.
'Oh I'm sorry,' the paladin said mockingly. 'I thought you had something to offer to someone other than yourself.'
The warlock smoothly rose from his seat, grabbed his bottle of beer, and swung it hard, smashing the paladin full in the face. The paladin collapsed on the floor amidst a shower of beer, blood, shards of glass, and shattered pride, groaning in pain. The warlock tossed the broken neck of the bottle on the floor, and smoothed his robes.
'Oh I'm sorry,' he said with a smile. 'I thought you could tank.'
OK now we will leave about rouges.
Speak about alliance
A Dwarf Priest was wandering the beach when, upon looking out over the ocean, he saw a gnome splashing and appearently almost drowning. He started to rush out to help, but then noticed two humans on the beach had already gotten a rope out to the gnome and were pulling him in.
"I'd just like to commend you two" the Priest said. "It's all too rare these days to see people helping each other out in a time of need. Bless the both of you!"
as the Priest was walking away, one of the humans turned to the other.
"Guess he's never been shark fishing"(i totaly love gnome jokes happy )
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A Blood elf priest, a human mage, a gnome warlock, and a troll warrior were walking down the road in Shattrath, when Griftah held up a magic mirror, he mentioned that it had the power to reveal the truth to anyone who spoke it, but if they lied it would suck them into another dimension.
The blood elf priest (male) looked into the mirror and said "I think I'm the prettiest", and walked on just fine, the human mage said "I think I'm the wisest!" and walked on just fine, the gnome warlock said "I think I'm the most evil!" and walked on with a sly grin, and finally the troll warrior walked up and said "I think" and got sucked in.
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This is mine, i hope you ll like it.
Why sexual life of a Blood Elf defines wether he ll be a Rogue or a Pala?
biggrin Cause Rogues do it from behind, but Pallys use protection
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damn this one rocks too
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A warlock walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a glass of beer and starts relaxing, when all of a sudden, a paladin walks in and sits next to him. He turns to look at the warlock and says: 'Hey buddy, conjure me up something to drink,'
The warlock raises an eyebrow and looks to the paladin, clearly confused. He set his bottle down and spoke, slowly, and clearly, so as not to confuse the paladin.
'You want me to summon water? Buddy, you've got the wrong person...'
With that said, he returned to his drink. However, the paladin spoke up once again.
'Well if you can't conjure me up something to drink, can you at least conjure me up something to eat?'
The warlock sighed heavily and set his drink down, turning once again to face the paladin.
'If I can't conjure you something to drink, what makes you think I could conjure you something to eat? You clearly need a mage, now stop bothering me.'
The warlock returned to his drink, only to find the paladin nudging his shoulder.
'Oh I'm sorry,' the paladin said mockingly. 'I thought you had something to offer to someone other than yourself.'
The warlock smoothly rose from his seat, grabbed his bottle of beer, and swung it hard, smashing the paladin full in the face. The paladin collapsed on the floor amidst a shower of beer, blood, shards of glass, and shattered pride, groaning in pain. The warlock tossed the broken neck of the bottle on the floor, and smoothed his robes.
'Oh I'm sorry,' he said with a smile. 'I thought you could tank.'
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Deni, remember - Shakunimama is not a mob . =D . I ment - Moar Rogue jokes PWIZZ .
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i never taught that world of warcraft jokes exist .. but everyday you find out something new ..
and this one is the best: "Are your pants purple? Because you're ass is sure epic!" o mean rofl ! ..
good job with this topic!
and this one is the best: "Are your pants purple? Because you're ass is sure epic!" o mean rofl ! ..
good job with this topic!
Re: Some jokes which i came across Enjoy !!!
Check this out:
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Nice one proto ..
but it would be funnier if it was with horde characters
but it would be funnier if it was with horde characters
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U will love this one xD
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it's really nice , just that two minutes of credits suck!
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Lmao great jokes guys had me rolling..Love the purple pants
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wweeeeeeweeeeee
Okay here's a pretty long one.
A human man had a problem with his... endowment... his organ... since birth. It was related to the size, but unlike many humans who feel they are too small, his was far too large! 25 inches to be precise. Constantly he would have women run screaming from his bedchamber. So one day he decided he'd had enough of this, and went on a long journey to find a solution to this sizable problem.
He went to many doctors, sorcerors, alchemists and shamans. Every expert imaginable who could possibly solve his problem. But sadly none could help him, with out resorting to dangerous and excruciatingly painful methods. The poor man was distraught and ready to give up on his quest, but desperate, he tried one last resort. To go to a foul Troll witch doctor he had heard of, that supposedly had powerful magic. Going to this troll, he paid him a generous amount of gold, the explained his size issues.
The witch doctor nodded. "Yah mon. Dere be a way to solve dis problam. You go to de bog, ten miles to de north. Find de lone female frog, chillin' on 'er lillypad. Den you ask 'er marry you. Every time de frog say no, you're problam get smallah an' smallah mon. Buy five whole inchas."
Sceptical, but willing to give it a go, the man went north to the bog. Just as the Troll had said, there was a lone female frog sitting quietly on her lillypad. So shrugging his shoulders he called out to it.
"Hey frog! Will you marry me?!"
She offered the man a cold brief glance, before turning away and snobbishly answering. "No!"
To the man's astonishment, it worked and his 25 incher instantly shrank down to a 20. That foul godless troll had actually told him the truth. Excited now that his long journey had come to an end, he again called out to the frog.
"Hey frog! Will you marry me?!"
Seeming a little more pissed off by the advance this time, the frog glared angrily at him. "No!!" Instantly tool shrank to 15 inches. The human was thrilled one more time, and it would be perfect! Ten inches would be great.
"Frog! Marry me!"
Standing up, she glowered at the human with a deadly glare, then started screaming at him. "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!?! NO, NO, AND FOR THE LAST TIME..."
A human man had a problem with his... endowment... his organ... since birth. It was related to the size, but unlike many humans who feel they are too small, his was far too large! 25 inches to be precise. Constantly he would have women run screaming from his bedchamber. So one day he decided he'd had enough of this, and went on a long journey to find a solution to this sizable problem.
He went to many doctors, sorcerors, alchemists and shamans. Every expert imaginable who could possibly solve his problem. But sadly none could help him, with out resorting to dangerous and excruciatingly painful methods. The poor man was distraught and ready to give up on his quest, but desperate, he tried one last resort. To go to a foul Troll witch doctor he had heard of, that supposedly had powerful magic. Going to this troll, he paid him a generous amount of gold, the explained his size issues.
The witch doctor nodded. "Yah mon. Dere be a way to solve dis problam. You go to de bog, ten miles to de north. Find de lone female frog, chillin' on 'er lillypad. Den you ask 'er marry you. Every time de frog say no, you're problam get smallah an' smallah mon. Buy five whole inchas."
Sceptical, but willing to give it a go, the man went north to the bog. Just as the Troll had said, there was a lone female frog sitting quietly on her lillypad. So shrugging his shoulders he called out to it.
"Hey frog! Will you marry me?!"
She offered the man a cold brief glance, before turning away and snobbishly answering. "No!"
To the man's astonishment, it worked and his 25 incher instantly shrank down to a 20. That foul godless troll had actually told him the truth. Excited now that his long journey had come to an end, he again called out to the frog.
"Hey frog! Will you marry me?!"
Seeming a little more pissed off by the advance this time, the frog glared angrily at him. "No!!" Instantly tool shrank to 15 inches. The human was thrilled one more time, and it would be perfect! Ten inches would be great.
"Frog! Marry me!"
Standing up, she glowered at the human with a deadly glare, then started screaming at him. "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!?! NO, NO, AND FOR THE LAST TIME..."
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WOAW!! .. how many more jokes can you get about this subject?
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Hahahahaha!!! That human just got OWNED lol!
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I think it was a tauren. Not a human
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Maannn this is epic.
Three Dwarves were lost in Silverpine Forest, when suddenly they were captured by a whole clan of Troll cannibals. The Troll Whitch Doctor told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three Dwarves went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first Dwarf came back and said to the Witch Doctor, "I brought ten
apples." The Witch Doctor then explained the trial to him. It involved placing all of the fruit… somewhere… where fruit usualy doesn't go… infact, fruit usualy leaves from here…. And if the Dwarf showed any emotion, he would be killed.
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.
The second Dwarf arrived and showed the Witch Doctor ten berries. When the
Witch Doctor explained the trial to the Dwarf, he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first Dwarf and the second Dwarf met in the local graveyard. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."
*buh-dum tch*
Three Dwarves were lost in Silverpine Forest, when suddenly they were captured by a whole clan of Troll cannibals. The Troll Whitch Doctor told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three Dwarves went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first Dwarf came back and said to the Witch Doctor, "I brought ten
apples." The Witch Doctor then explained the trial to him. It involved placing all of the fruit… somewhere… where fruit usualy doesn't go… infact, fruit usualy leaves from here…. And if the Dwarf showed any emotion, he would be killed.
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.
The second Dwarf arrived and showed the Witch Doctor ten berries. When the
Witch Doctor explained the trial to the Dwarf, he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first Dwarf and the second Dwarf met in the local graveyard. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."
*buh-dum tch*
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ooo ooooo oooooooo this is nuts nuts
a Human, Gnome, and Dwarf trio of explorers gets captured by a tribe of Trolls in Stranglethorn vale where, tied to posts and surrounded by the whole tribe, the Witch Doctor confronts them.
He explains to all three: You have been found guilty of violating our territory and must be punished. However, according to our ancient laws, you have the right to choose your punishment!! (he walks up to the human). For tresspassing, your choice of punishment is either Death ... or Ooga-Booga!
The human doesn't even have to consider. What could be worse than dying in this forsaken wilderness?? "I choose Ooga-Booga".
Immediately, he is cut down from the post and tied face-down to the ground. Ten exceptionally large troll warriors step forth and gang-**** him for an hour. Finally, whimpering and bleeding, he is cast into the river and allowed to get away.
Now the Gnome is up. Horrified by what he has seen, he still doesn't want to die and now knows that he can, indeed, get away, He chooses Ooga-Booga as well. He suffers the same humiliating fate as the human, and an hour later he is thrown in the river and gets away.
The proud Dwarf has been listening to screams of pain for two hours now. He looks the witch doctor in the eye and says, I would rather die than be so humiliated. I choose Death!!
"Well spoken, brave warrior!" The witch doctor replies, then raises his voice so the whole tribe can hear. "I hereby sentence you to death --- by Ooga-Booga!!!"
a Human, Gnome, and Dwarf trio of explorers gets captured by a tribe of Trolls in Stranglethorn vale where, tied to posts and surrounded by the whole tribe, the Witch Doctor confronts them.
He explains to all three: You have been found guilty of violating our territory and must be punished. However, according to our ancient laws, you have the right to choose your punishment!! (he walks up to the human). For tresspassing, your choice of punishment is either Death ... or Ooga-Booga!
The human doesn't even have to consider. What could be worse than dying in this forsaken wilderness?? "I choose Ooga-Booga".
Immediately, he is cut down from the post and tied face-down to the ground. Ten exceptionally large troll warriors step forth and gang-**** him for an hour. Finally, whimpering and bleeding, he is cast into the river and allowed to get away.
Now the Gnome is up. Horrified by what he has seen, he still doesn't want to die and now knows that he can, indeed, get away, He chooses Ooga-Booga as well. He suffers the same humiliating fate as the human, and an hour later he is thrown in the river and gets away.
The proud Dwarf has been listening to screams of pain for two hours now. He looks the witch doctor in the eye and says, I would rather die than be so humiliated. I choose Death!!
"Well spoken, brave warrior!" The witch doctor replies, then raises his voice so the whole tribe can hear. "I hereby sentence you to death --- by Ooga-Booga!!!"
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ahahahhaahahahhaha!!! ROFLMAO!
The last one is EPIC
The last one is EPIC
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25-10-2004, 01:10 PM
A human warrior was captured by a vicious tribe of trolls. Upon being bought to their chief, he tells the human that if he can pass three tasks of great difficulty, he would be released. Failure would result in a slow and painful execution. The warrior agreed.
So the chief told him the three tasks. First on a nearby stump there was a large flaggon of Pandaren ale. The strongest of alcohol in all of Azeroth. He was expected to drink the whole thing.
Secondly there was a mean, angry and particularly starving lioness trapped in a pit in the middle of the troll's villiage. She had a thorn in her paw, and the human had to pull it out.
Finally, in a tent was the chieftain's hideous nymfomaniac daughter, the most insatiable female in the land. His final task was to satisfy her.
So deciding to get the three awful tasks over with as quickly as possible, he picked up the flaggon of ale, popped the cork and promptly gulped down every last drop. Needless to say, the powerful concoction effected him almost immediately.
Dropping the empty flaggon, the human staggered drunkenly towards the lioness' pit, and upon arriving at it tripped over and fell in head first. Hideous screams from the human, and roaring from the lion erupted, as the trolls watched a large dust cloud forming within the pit as the lioness attacked her victim. Then there was silence.
A number of minutes later the tribe was shocked, and admittedly impressed when the human, covered in deep bleeding scratch marks, hauled himself from the pit. Then half limping, half staggering he went up to the chief and slurred triumphantly...
"Well that'sh two of your tasksh done! Now where'sh that lion?"
A human warrior was captured by a vicious tribe of trolls. Upon being bought to their chief, he tells the human that if he can pass three tasks of great difficulty, he would be released. Failure would result in a slow and painful execution. The warrior agreed.
So the chief told him the three tasks. First on a nearby stump there was a large flaggon of Pandaren ale. The strongest of alcohol in all of Azeroth. He was expected to drink the whole thing.
Secondly there was a mean, angry and particularly starving lioness trapped in a pit in the middle of the troll's villiage. She had a thorn in her paw, and the human had to pull it out.
Finally, in a tent was the chieftain's hideous nymfomaniac daughter, the most insatiable female in the land. His final task was to satisfy her.
So deciding to get the three awful tasks over with as quickly as possible, he picked up the flaggon of ale, popped the cork and promptly gulped down every last drop. Needless to say, the powerful concoction effected him almost immediately.
Dropping the empty flaggon, the human staggered drunkenly towards the lioness' pit, and upon arriving at it tripped over and fell in head first. Hideous screams from the human, and roaring from the lion erupted, as the trolls watched a large dust cloud forming within the pit as the lioness attacked her victim. Then there was silence.
A number of minutes later the tribe was shocked, and admittedly impressed when the human, covered in deep bleeding scratch marks, hauled himself from the pit. Then half limping, half staggering he went up to the chief and slurred triumphantly...
"Well that'sh two of your tasksh done! Now where'sh that lion?"
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it's fab to paste.
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heyyy, most of us haven't come across WOW jokes until now... so, a person's attempts at collecting the jokes and posting it out here for us to read, should definitely be lauded.. lets see u, Ms. Smarty Pants, compiling your own list of jokes..
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Comon guys Dont fight
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lul wut . Just google them. Google, can u use it ;]. Not fighting.
"Insert Meme Here : ________ " . Maybe Idk any mine wow jokes, but I can tell 1 or 2 of other genres .
Like this one .
An engeneer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvments. After a while, they had toilets that flushed, air conditioning and escalators. Everyone grew very found of him.
One day God called Satan to mock him. "So how is it going down there in Hell?"
Satan replied."Hey, things are great here. We've got air conditioning, toilets that flush and escalators and there's no telling what this engeneer is going to come up with next."
God was surprised."What? You've got an engeneer ? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the 1st place. Send him back up here."
"No way," replied Satan, "I like having an engeneer and I'm keeping him."
God threatened. "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"
Satan laughed and answered, "Ye, right, and just where the hell are you going to find a lawyer?".
"Insert Meme Here : ________ " . Maybe Idk any mine wow jokes, but I can tell 1 or 2 of other genres .
Like this one .
An engeneer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvments. After a while, they had toilets that flushed, air conditioning and escalators. Everyone grew very found of him.
One day God called Satan to mock him. "So how is it going down there in Hell?"
Satan replied."Hey, things are great here. We've got air conditioning, toilets that flush and escalators and there's no telling what this engeneer is going to come up with next."
God was surprised."What? You've got an engeneer ? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the 1st place. Send him back up here."
"No way," replied Satan, "I like having an engeneer and I'm keeping him."
God threatened. "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"
Satan laughed and answered, "Ye, right, and just where the hell are you going to find a lawyer?".
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